Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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