That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
only you would photoshop your dick
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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