this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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