She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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