I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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