I love black thongs
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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