so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Text me some of your sweat
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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