he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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