I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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