Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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