But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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