wat bout pragnant strippers??
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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