Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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