Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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