Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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