go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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