I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
they're like a gay fantastic four
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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