So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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