Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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