i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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