I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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