the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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