I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize