i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
