Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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