Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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