Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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