Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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