i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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