i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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