what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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