talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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