: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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