There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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