well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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