Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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