Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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