i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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