I heard we made out
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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