if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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