What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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