I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
