honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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