I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
