This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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