distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
