But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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