Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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