I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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