u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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