READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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