Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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