just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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