how can u be prego again
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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