Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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