i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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