Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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